* Even the liberal Detroit News' editorial board blew a gasket at this Democrat-inspired idea: Using taxpayer money to purchase an MP3 player for every Michigan schoolchild. The lead sentence is priceless. The deficit is outrageous.
* The very hard path to a home study program. Sickos!
* Spotted in a Rochester, Minnesota publication: "Friend or Foe: Understanding the homeschooler in your congregation ... Session for pastors who want to know more about the homeschoolers. No charge. Visit the MACHE Web site or e-mail firstname.lastname@example.org or call 1-866-717-9070."
* A baseball player buys 50 acres and becomes a billionaire "on paper."