R. Cort Kirkwood, ol' newspaper guy, knows how to finish with a verbal flourish:
"Until Christian parents learn that their future lies outside the public schools, they will only strengthen the anti-Christian leftists* they want to dethrone. To defeat them, parents must deprive schools of the malleable minds required to propagate their anti-American, anti-Christian ideology.
That would be an intelligent design."
*I agree with his argument that government-worshipping left-wingers control the g-school agenda. But it's only fair to point out that plenty of Red State Religious Righters aid and abet the continuation of the public school machine.