When Lincoln Boogies with Tammy Faye, it's Time for Prom 2.0
It's a suburban legend that homeschoolers miss out on "the prom." Some choose to create their own Big Dance, while others are glad to forego the angst that accompanies the much-analyzed social ritual.
However, many teens are still on the fence. To go or not to go, is the question.
A bunch of photos submitted to the St. Petersburg Times offers compelling evidence as to why bypassing this par-tee might be the best decision you will ever make. Like, do you really want potential employers to see that you voluntarily wore hush puppies or a plaid suit to the prom? Do you really want your future children to giggle at your "Gone with the Wind" hand-me-down? The fashion gods must collectively groan when spring rolls around.
FYI: Ground Zero for Las Vegas-sized prom antics is Racine, Wisconsin. Click here to see the circus-style mode of transportation used by one tux-clad party-goer and his date. A hummer limo would be more comfy and equally as gauche.