After crafting a lighthearted piece about a tall teen whose hoops nickname is "Homeschool," the reporter just can't control himself: "Unlike a lot the typical home-schooled students, Berrier (pronounced like Perrier) is well-adjusted and blends in enough with his McKay teammates that outsiders can't tell the difference."
(Yes, there's a word missing in there.)
Consider dropping Mr. Poehler a line. Be witty, even.
