Off-topic: A jab at crime lords who can double as teletubbies: "OK, so Carmen Salvatore DiNunzio isn’t fat, he’s obese. The Big Cheese goes 4 bills easy. He’s the don of doughnuts, the capo of capicola. He’s putting the sub back in subpoena." There's a photo essay of the corpulent hoods to accompany Howie's Boston Herald column.