The Nuevo Amorality for the Nuevo America: When you're a rich, handsome athletic god who has been described as an "ex-Paris Hilton boy toy," and you got a whole lotta livin' to do, as Conrad Birdie sang, a son just can't be allowed to cramp your style. Or, her style, for that matter.
So, what does it take for a taxpayer-funded, Division One quarterback to instantly become persona non grata? Get caught working for an overly-generous, private-sector employer.